Monday, November 21, 2011


My work is currently sponsoring a local charity that helps provide food for the disabled and elderly. Whenever there is a purchase, we politely ask the customer if they would like to make a $1 donation to help out. Usually people say yes or "not today" and go on with their purchase. And then there are the few who tend to stand out when it comes to their response.

So far my favorite was this guy:

Me: "Would you like to make a donation today?"

Guy: "No....I only donate to organizations about cats. Do they have a program for cats?"

Me: "I think this particular charity is for people."

Guy: "Don't get me wrong, it's a great program! My parents used one like it!"

Me: "Oh really? That's great, would you like to make a $1 donation then?"

Guy: "Too bad they don't have one for cats. Cause then I would donate. So no. No donation today."

Sunday, November 13, 2011

It arrives

Holiday season is coming
We can sense it
The vibes are flying off the shelves
and people are asking for them to be wrapped
What will the holidays bring for us this year?
The new toys are to arrive sometime this month
Bigger, faster, stronger
Some are remote controlled
Some are USB charged

Oh technology
You are a sassy mistress

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Hey look it's me!
Scott R. Kline took this awesome picture of me and my toys for his project "True Calling". I usually don't post photos of me, but this one was too epic not to share!

Monday, November 7, 2011

Last night I didn't let this guy in the shop because
1. He was intoxicated
2. He didn't have his ID on him

He stood outside calling me a "fuckin' bitch" and when I went outside to tell him I was calling the police, he called me "the green goblin".



I've gotten "bitch" before, but "green goblin"? Am I a super villain chasing after Spiderman?

Probably my favorite insult I've ever had thrown at me from a disgruntled teen who couldn't get into a sex shop.