Last night I didn't let this guy in the shop because
1. He was intoxicated
2. He didn't have his ID on him
He stood outside calling me a "fuckin' bitch" and when I went outside to tell him I was calling the police, he called me "the green goblin".
I've gotten "bitch" before, but "green goblin"? Am I a super villain chasing after Spiderman?
Probably my favorite insult I've ever had thrown at me from a disgruntled teen who couldn't get into a sex shop.