My Blow Job Valentine

Valentines day

*breathe*

Valentine's day in sex shop world is, well, to put it bluntly....a fucking madhouse (pun intended).

From opening to closing it is a non-stop rush of people buying and asking and trying and looking. Keep in mind our store does a Valentines sale, which only adds to the chaos of fuck.

And fucking people will do. It is 6pm, the night before the big day and people are rushing for the perfect gift for their sweeties, be that someone else, or just themselves.

The most popular item sold today?
Handcuffs
Thank the kinky gods for that. Hopefully couples tonight will be exploring new dynamics in their relationships and open new sexual possibilitites for them.

Second:
Purple 5inch bullet vibrator.
Not a big suprise there. It's 18 bucks, and looks nice and simple.

Third:
Pjur silicone lube
Score for the silicone lube. Silicone is great for sex because it's smooth and waterproof and a little bit goes a very long way. The only downside is that it's a little messy since our bodies don't absorb it, so you need to clean it off or it won't go away and that may lead to stained sheets. boo!!! But silicone lube is GREAT for anal play. Lube that ol' ass up.

The most asked for item that we don't carry?
Throat numbing lube.
Now I get it, your partner has a big ol' dick and it hurts to suck it for too long or you want to push it farther into your mouth but you can't. That doesn't mean that numbing your throat is the answer. Think about it. If you numb it, how can you tell if you've torn something? Do you know how painful that will feel in the morning? Also, what if the numbing lube gets on your partner? A numb johnson doesn't sound so good. So let skip the numbing lube.

A trick to guzzling down big ones? Lay on your back with your head tilted back, so that your mouth and throat form a straight line. Straight line means easier throat access. And for the gentelman, it looks hot having someone bend backwards to go down on them. Also a trick is yawning or humming. This relaxes your throat muscles.

Okay enjoy!