Customers of 1/20/09

-Three hippie youths coming in to look at the "green business" aspect of our store. They were a little put off that we don't sell books that just used recycled paper. But they were impressed with Form 2 by Jimmy Jane. It's waterproof and rechargeable. Score.

-Middle aged frequent customer couple comes in with a gift certificate for him. The female discloses to me while he's in the restroom that she is the dominant one in bed. She ends up buying a book on kinky sex by Midori.

-Another middle age couple has me explain a cock ring to them. I do a demo using a flaccid penis dildo. They poke around the store a little more before leaving giggling.

-Young female asks about Kegel muscle balls. Blushing she asks if they help if your boyfriend has a really big dick and you feel stretched out. She left with our card and our hours.