I was ringing up a customer today when another customer came up to me and demanded that I come over and help her find a certain lubricant that she wanted. When I explained that I will be happy to in just a minute, she appeared frustrated and walked away.
The customer I was ringing up smiled at me and said "You must have the best and worst job in the world. I mean, all jobs seem like the best and worst, but yours is the best and worst to the extreme. You are probably like, Yay sex positive moment! And then all, Ahh people are just terrible!."
Well put customer. Well put.