Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Dear young guy,
I have no idea why you look like you are about to cry/punch me, but we have a no return policy on any product that does not vibrate. So no, I will not take back your rhinestone collar that you bought. And complaining to me will just make me be more firm with you.


  1. Ahhhh...on the front lines of customer service. I used to have code words: "absolutely" meant "fuck off and die". Kept me smiling ;_)

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