Saturday night is the most exiting shift. Not only is it date night, but it's also when we get the most peculiar comments. Something about the end of the week makes people blurt out and do stand out things.
Enter the 70 year old man, who after looking at an expensive sex toy remarks "$298! For that much a woman can buy a REAL man!"
Then take the couple that walked around the shop with one girl having her body wrapped completely around the front of her girlfriend. They bought a stripper pole.
Oh, don't forget the creeper in the corner of the store reading erotica. I sent his ass home after explaining politely that we are not a library and he needs to either buy the book, or leave. (he does this every week)
Yup, it is definitely Saturday